jokes for you

jokes

1. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? 
2. Frostbite

1. Where do snowmen keep their money?

2. In snow banks.

   1.  What's brown and sticky?

        2. A stick.   

           

   

                        1. What dog keeps the best time?

                             2. A watch dog.

                       

                       

                          1.What dog keeps the best time?

                                        2.  A watch dog

       

                                            

     

                                                            Valentine day jokes

                         1. What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? 

                                           2. Stick with me and you'll go places 

                                    

                                             1.What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

                                                                             2.  "I'm sweet on you!" 

                                    1. Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

                                                                     2.  Because you can really party hearty!

                                          What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? 

                                    "I love you a ton!" 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/valentinesdayjokes/valentinesdayjokes.html 

  

My crazy family

            My family

  My family is very FUNNY and CRAZY at the sometime,but I love them very much.This file will tell you all about my family who I live with..

My mother
My mum is very good at cooking also like coronation street.my mum always give us very nice birthday party when it is are birthday.when we go on holiday my mum always love to play games.my mum is very nice and let as have lot of good dinners.she love owls

My father
My dad  support Norwich city and work there.my dad love chocolate.he always eat the left over of are food and like watching TV.Dad love cup of tea.He late us stay up late at night.my dad snore at night and keep my mum up all night.

My brother
My brother  love playing on his playstation all the time and his iPod.he like playing football and he play it with me and my sister a lot.he is very lazy and have not that neat handwriting.he is funny about playing with heidi.

my sister
my sister love animal  and make lots of things. My sister is not very good at tidy her room,but good at being in goal at football.she do not eat lots of thing like chips pizza and more.she love sport like swimming,PE,football.


Thank you for reading my file about my family!!!!!!!!!!!!

100 Word Challenge

Straight ahead I looked. The eerie silence filled the air, while I stared at her. Minutes passed by. The only sound was the clock. She took the emptiness away and replaced it with her shy voice.
”Hi.. My name is Ashley.” she whispered.
Like I've knew her forever, I started to reply.  
“The name is Ariana.”
Mum walked in.
“Pancakes?”
Mum flipped the pancake up, but it stuck to the ceiling.  
Falling to the ground, she started to cry.
“I cannot take this anymore! I put Ashley in adoption! I was young!This is your sister! You two are sisters!”

Star Light by Bruce Lansky

Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight, I am going to try with all my might to keep my jammies dry all night.

My best friends B.F.

                              MY BEST FRIEND!

                                            

My best friends is: 

-Betty 

-Chloe Daws

-Chloe Jackson

-Alice

-Dylan

-Amber

-Abbey

-Daisy

 

B.F.F.

Me and Betty. We are B.F.F. ! I like Betty! Betty, is a beautiful girl. :* >:D<

Beavers In The Bathroom by Kenn Nesbitt

There are beavers in the bathroom swimming circles in the tub where the beavers have decided to convene their swimming club. In their little beaver Speedos and their beaver bathing caps, they've been splashing rather happily while practicing their laps. They've been studying the butterfly, the backstroke and the crawl, and it's obvious they like it and they're having quite a ball. For we hear them all the time but we don't see them anymore, ever since they built a beaver dam behind the bathroom door. --Kenn Nesbitt

illusion

                                                            Optical illusion 

         Do you like illusion?? Look , one OPTICAL ILLUSION .

                               


                                 

Me and my cat :* .

1. I and my cat. :) 

What about my cat , Kitty? 

1. Do you like me and my cat?? :)

I want opinions ;) :* .

My best friend x

                                       My Best Friend!! 


My best friend Chloe is always there me every time i get up set like the time when i lost my dog.She came right round for me.
Me and Chloe play together everyday even out side of school we are like sisters.
Before Chloe came to this school i still used to play with her.



                                     From Chloe Daws

Autumn poem

                                   Autumn poem.

Leaves, leaves in the sun, tanning, blushing in Autumn sun.

While parachuting to the floor, leaves argument and no more.

Because leaves disappeared, trees lose weight and all is bare.

Branches dancing, having fun, all free for the hot warm sun.

Crumbled leaves, turning to ash, see you next year when the sun is back.

Conkers fall, what a crash!!

For a party, nuts are back.

Off they go, hiding from one, or the other,

hide ‘n’ seek is there game, hiding in the tree holes.

Away they are, just in time, before the rain pours.

Bare tree getting ready, before the rain falls.

Having a shower, being cleansed, for the new term.

This is the Autumn poem and this is how it goes.

I can't wait untill Wednesday because I have a football tournement with my footy friends from school ,the bad thing is I have an infected toe I hope it gets better so I can score goals and help our team.

              Weird Questuion of the week                    

   

Comment if you pick your nose or pick your toe/finger nails.

By Matthew Wilby

5 best songs

My favourite songs:

1.  Candy Robbie Williams


2.  Swedish house mafia don't you worry child


3.   Impossible James arthur


4.   Beneath your beautiful labryth



5. Awesome song ..........
GANGNAM STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PSY