our school footy team.

in goal:josh.sub ryan
defence:jack s, owen,dillon,alex
mid:malachi,kye,sim,charlie
attack:cain,zak

the spirit of south america

south america is well known for its love of football. they love it. people think were crazy for it but we are no where near as passiont as the south americans. the home of there love lies in the maracana. the maracana is the most amazing stadium in the world and it is located in the football capital of the world. RIO DEJA NERO. this year brazil is hosting the best event in the world. THE WORLD CUP!
football is part of south america and always will be.

breaking news

it has just come in that the king of Norwich has declared bottom burping is now illegal in Norwich so keep it in and throw the baked beans out. trumping afterdark will incur extra  penalties. anyway that's the news from where you are. arrrrrrrrrrrrrr got one coming. I hear the sirens.

please give me comments.

how come I don't get comments on my posts and every body else dose. quick post saying give me comments.

the josh show.

I would say I am a comedian. {some may disagree] the teachers always say its a lesson not the josh show but now I will give you what you've been waiting for! drumroll please. drum drum drum etc. theres a man walking down the street. you know where this is going don't you but you wont know this joke. second drumroll please. drum drum drum etc. micheal jackson walks in to a bar and over hears a conversation the barman sees him hearing in on the conversation and sais oy don't be nosey. that's all for this time folks bye.

mums vs dads

is it me or do parents argue over the weirdest things. {you have to clean the dog poo up} {you have to clean the dishes} man I never want to grow up but we all have do some day. and one day were going to have to argue about dog poo and dirty dishes. parents have it tough but so do we, well sometimes, err never. parents are awesome so parents we salute you.

WHO IS BETTER OUT OF MESSI, RIBERY, OR THE KING RONALDO.

after Ronaldo won ballon dor people are dissing messi. well don't he is a good player I think Ronaldo had a better year but still we should still give messi some credit.and as for ribery he has been on fire no more needs to be said. just leave who you think is better in the comment section below.

Food recipe for chilli con carne

first chop 3 medium onions, and cook until transparent, and soft. then add 1 lb of minced beef, 3 cloves of chopped garlic, and stir until beef is no longer pink. then add 10-15 shakes of tabasco [chilli sauce] or 2 chopped hot chillies [according to taste] cook for a further five minutes, add 500ml passata and 1 can chopped tomatoes, 15 shakes of lee and perrins sauce, half tea spoon sugar and my special ingredient 1 bay leaf. simmer on low for about 1 hour, just before serving add 1 can of drained kidney beans. serve with rice, couscous or wraps. enjoy from the chef.