I Left Our Rhino in the Rain

I left our rhino in the rain;
all night he's been outside.
The rain has soaked him to the bone,
right through his rhino hide.

He's my responsibility.
My folks said, "Don't forget..."
But somehow I neglected him,
and now he's soaking wet.

And both my folks are all upset
and feel I can't be trusted.
I left our rhino in the rain,
and he rhinocerusted.

  --Kenn Nesbitt