Poemz

Sit down, have a cup of tea,   

You will be speaking to me,

If your troubled & you feel like a bubble,

Come & say what me to see,

I'm not Santa Claus, I'm not a nanny, I'm not a plaster,

but what I am is your master.

Hello hello what do we have here,

A demented ear,

Can we hear,

Not so clear.

You say I'm crazy

I say your crazy

So now we're both crazy together

A little girls mind

Seriously my pony doesn't poop glitter,

Am I bootiful,

What does my back look like,

Mummy ma chocolate has gone,

Oh right I ate it all.

An old grandpas mind

Woo new year 1972 wha I'm a century back,

I never should of trusted those backed beans the would send me into the future,

How old am I again oh yeah 22,

#GrandpaStyle