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Thursday, 14 February 2013

jokes for you

jokes

  1. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? 
  2. Frostbite



1. Where do snowmen keep their money?
2. In snow banks.

   1.  What's brown and sticky?
        2. A stick.   
           
   
                        1. What dog keeps the best time?
                             2. A watch dog.
                       
                       
                          1.What dog keeps the best time?
                                        2.  A watch dog
       
                                            
     

                                                            Valentine day jokes


                         1. What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? 
                                           2. Stick with me and you'll go places 

                                    


                                             1.What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
                                                                             2.  "I'm sweet on you!" 


                                    1. Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
                                                                     2.  Because you can really party hearty!


                                          What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? 
                                    "I love you a ton!" 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/valentinesdayjokes/valentinesdayjokes.html 

  
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  1. Anonymous14 February 2013 at 18:23

    What did the sofa say to the curtains?
    For goodness sake pull yourself together ha ha

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